Freedom of the Mind




Question my Brain Meats!

What do we say to the god of death?

  • Persephone: it pisses me off that people ignore the hymn to my mom that talks about how great we are together and instead believe this is against my will
  • Persephone: I mean I have you tied to the bed how would I not be into this
  • Hades: please can we not talk about your mom during sex it's really uncomfortable

Source: baublesaccumulated

shubbabang:

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im actually legitimately sorry

Source: shubbabang

qwopisinthemailbox:

pillowbedhead:

sailormoonlife:

So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane.  But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??   
So I even found a picture of venus online to compare.  And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner. 

holy shit her legs are practically canon

hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY

qwopisinthemailbox:

pillowbedhead:

sailormoonlife:

So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane.  But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??   

So I even found a picture of venus online to compare.  And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner. 

holy shit her legs are practically canon

hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY

Source: sailormoonlife

owlygem:

blacksupervillain:

cinematicnomad:

apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.

man you can’t go toe to toe with matilda on books

all little home girl did was read

EL James is not ready for this work

One book Matilda didn’t like

Source: cinematicnomad

ludbeilschmidt:

is nation shaming still a thing. also. that’s about 3055 dozen cookies if you were wondering.

ludbeilschmidt:

is nation shaming still a thing. also. that’s about 3055 dozen cookies if you were wondering.

Source: ludbeilschmidt

On Slytherins: →

t0uj0urs-pur:

"Slytherins have a more cynical view on the world, and believe that there is darkness in the hearts of all, some are just unwilling to accept it. They think anyone who doesn’t realize this is naive or perhaps even stupid, and because of this they can easily clash with…

Source: serpensort1a

rock-hard-fist-nipples:

gryffinewt:

important otp headcanons to consider

  • who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
  • alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell

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Source: gryffinewt

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

dealanexmachina:

miketysonismahomegurl:

has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold

Thank you, Matilda.

Source: miketysonismahomegurl

Source: akame-ga-kill

beautifulhetalia:

liechtensteins:

i find it hilarious when people make hetalia characters out to be smooth motherfuckers our main cast literally consists of

  • cry but as a kid was badass
  • stick
  • nani is wrong with u westerners
  • LOUD
  • stfu
  • beauty
  • older nani is wrong with u westerners
  • why is it so cold

when you know exactly who everyone is on this list even without the names

Source: swampertite

nathanielemmett:

Various Harry Potter Marauders pieces by いつ.

Source: pixiv.net

soras-majestic-butt:

do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is

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Source: soras-majestic-butt

eeriecastielscamander:

spookboot:

just call me baby

what the hell made you think that people would see this and make it out alive

eeriecastielscamander:

spookboot:

just call me baby

what the hell made you think that people would see this and make it out alive

Source: moriartyisqueen