What do we say to the god of death?
- Persephone: it pisses me off that people ignore the hymn to my mom that talks about how great we are together and instead believe this is against my will
- Persephone: I mean I have you tied to the bed how would I not be into this
- Hades: please can we not talk about your mom during sex it's really uncomfortable
im actually legitimately sorry
So…everyone knows anime body proportions are idealized and kind of insane. But then I find this woman online. This amazing human with HER ANIME LEGS! SUPER LONG SKINNY ANIME LEGS! WHAT?! HOW??
So I even found a picture of venus online to compare. And like, now I’m going to take my stubby short legs over there to that sad corner.
holy shit her legs are practically canon
hER LEGS ARE PEFECT AND HER COSTUME IS SO WELL MADE I WISH TO HUG YOU LADY
apparently e.l. james called former child star mara wilson (matilda) a “sad fuck” for critiquing the 50shades books a while ago and now there’s a feud. i love it.
man you can’t go toe to toe with matilda on books
all little home girl did was read
EL James is not ready for this work
One book Matilda didn’t like
is nation shaming still a thing. also. that’s about 3055 dozen cookies if you were wondering.
important otp headcanons to consider
- who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
- alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell
has anyone posted this yet because this is pure gold
Thank you, Matilda.
i find it hilarious when people make hetalia characters out to be smooth motherfuckers our main cast literally consists of
- cry but as a kid was badass
- nani is wrong with u westerners
- older nani is wrong with u westerners
- why is it so cold
when you know exactly who everyone is on this list even without the names
do you ever catch yourself thinking of something so weird and fucked up that you have to stop mid-thought and your face is
just call me baby
what the hell made you think that people would see this and make it out alive
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