one of my shipsany ship, crack or otherwise and I will answer the following questions about my personal head canon:
who is the big spoon/little spoon
what is their favorite non-sexual activity
who uses all the hot water in the morning
what they order from take out
what is the most trivial thing they fight over
who does most of the cleaning
who leaves their stuff around
who remembers to buy the milk
who remembers anniversaries
friendship is sharing sad otp headcanons and laughing as u watch ur friend cry
you’ve probably sat next to a boy in class that’s had a boner before
they were sitting next to me of course they had a boner
what if giraffes lived underwater
what a majestic creature
It would explain nesie
Oh my God. I have been waiting literally over a year to use this gif, and before I do, I want to thank you for the opportunity.
can we just agree that hermione doesn’t give two shits about throwing rocks in the water. she knows exactly what she’s doing bless her
HE LITERALLY JUST TAUGHT HER WHAT SHE TAUGHT HIM IN THE FIRST BOOK
SWISH AND FLICK
THIS IS THE CUTEST THING
[SCREAMS OUT LOUD]
OH MY GOD
if I ever see a girl in public who is clearly going for something really bold with her look (crazy hair, makeup, outfit) and looks like she’s maybe uncomfortable or nervous about rocking it, I make sure to go up to her and tell her she looks fierce. It took a lot of courage to go out like that and somebody ought to notice.
changes lives. be sure to do that at least once a day.
you’re the type of person this world needs
When a writer kills off a character
When you kill off your own character
when a character kills off a writer
the only fandom in which this is possible
wip from the livestream. i will try to livestream this again to finish :D
WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER
History according to Tumblr.
I’M CRYING I’M IN HYSTERICS I DON’T THINK I’LL EVER RECOVER THIS MEANS I CANNOT GO TO COLLEGE ON WEDNESDAY THANK YOU
Putting this on my main blog because I know everyone loves history as much as I do and needs to laugh.
I think this just gets funnier every time I see it.
seeing “team fortress 2” written as “team fortress two” makes me so uncomfortable
team fortress the second
"Team Fortress: The Sequel."
How awesome does this sound though. You get infinite money and once a week you get to take a child to a candy store or toys or us or somewhere they love and buy them as much they want this would be fun given the kid wasn’t a brat.
There is no downside to this at all
This is the best, because it says A CHILD, not your child, so I could pick one of the really poor kids on the streets and go “Your life is going to change right now”, and I could buy everything their family might need, along with a house, a food supply, toys, clothes, and everything they never had the chance to have before. And the best thing is that I could do this with lots of children, and not just one. I could give a lot of children in need a full week of Christmas basically and maybe give them a chance to have a different life. That would be great.
Bless u ^ humanity still exists.
Plus depending on how you define “child”, you could be helping high students who struggling with application fines and even pay for college tuition, room and board, or books
how is this even a bad thing this would be a great thing I’d probably just spend my days finding people in need and just “here, let me help you. All I ask is that, when you have the opportunity, help someone else.”
well be sure to be stocked the hell up on groceries for that week or you’ll be eating doritos and gummybears for dinner every day oh wait i already do that nvm
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